My Favorite Breakfast

Okay, so everyone should know at this point that I'm a morning person at heart. That having been said, my favorite meal of the day would be breakfast. So today is the day that I share with the world my favorite thing to make for breakfast.

Imagine a toasted bagel, usually a plain one. Cut that in half. On the bottom half, add Tofurkey. (Why yes, everyone in this house except for me is a vegetarian...) On top of that, scrambled eggs with melted cheese on top. On top of that, add Tapatio. (No meal is ever complete without some form of hot sauce. i find that with this particular meal, Tapatio complements the taste of the Tofurkey best. Now, I only have like 5 hot sauces in my collection or whatever, so I guess there's probably something better out there for this meal.) Now imagine the lonely top half of this bagel that has yet to have been used. now use your imagination to add cream cheese to that. Add that top half to the rest of the stuff piled on the bottom. The sandwich is complete. And I usually enjoy this beauty with a glass of soy milk on a sunny day or a mug of green tea on a gloomy day.

So yeah, I know that this sounds like some obese, foodie journal entry, but I think someone had to finally pay some respect to the best breakfast sandwich ever. So yeah...NO REGRETS.